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Courage Demotivational Poster

GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am
Nice work SD. Fiver.

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.

COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon

COURAGEOUS - Was the first person to look at this bug and think "I bet that's Yummy"

TAGS: courage lobster
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by desertdog1975

MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:25 pm
Lobsters were originally served as prison food in Maine.
Sho - February 19, 2012, 8:59 am
Mu5t have been a one hungry bastard
Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:55 am

early ...morning...coffee....spray...monitor.....d*** ...you .....lolzzzzzzzz. epic 5L


TAGS: courage wolf adage
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Bolverk37782 - June 23, 2011, 10:01 am
Under 21 feet the Knife has the advantage, it doesn’t jam or run out of ammo. So don’t show the Knife until you’re up close and personal.
Verdeckt - June 23, 2011, 8:15 am
Nice.. 5 filthy wops (Love that movie)

THINK LEFT - think right think low think high Oh the things you can think if only you try

TAGS: courage dr seuss
Rating: 4.92/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:19 pm
pic 1, the kid is happy. Pic 2, he understands. Pic 3 he's getting a new hope. Pic 4, he's just coùmpensating. Sad but true, our world.
mello1 - May 3, 2012, 1:08 am
hes still a cheater with an extra springy leg. no one wants to say anything though.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 6:34 pm
this is great
Verdeckt - October 12, 2011, 4:33 pm
That kid is an inspiration but is it just me, or does the 2nd last picture look like the Strutting Leo meme?

WRITE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY ON COURAGE - ... This is Courage ...

TAGS: essay this is courage
Rating: 4.6/5

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Colin - February 17, 2014, 12:18 am
If it seems tough to complete your coursework with perfection then you can use an easy option of get it done by someone else or purchase essays online.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Funnily enough, this was actually an Oxford Examination Board Essay Question... the guy who wrote this answer topped the exam for he was the "master of presence of mind" !
TerrorAustralis - January 4, 2012, 7:44 am
5Ls for ingenuity the marking: "there is a fine line between courage and stupidity. see me after class"
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Ah... ok, I see what you mean. I'll keep that in mind for any future "courageous" posters :)
Reality Lord - January 3, 2012, 3:02 pm

i would have flipped the text and title.


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.

COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight

TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5

COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."

TAGS: world war two soilder courage
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:31 am
been rumors of snow here, but every year they scream about it. Once they stop, then it snows.
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:28 am
snow started flying this morning, so I'm staring old man winter right in the face and trying my best to wink.
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:26 am
Pretty good... super busy due to the kid being home. How are you?
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:24 am
hey 5150, how you doin?
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:22 am
I really liked this one. 5l and hey guys!
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:17 am
i think it's his, which is rather impressive.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm

who is the quote from?

WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


TAGS: courage
Rating: 2.75/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:38 pm
I do. The three letters of surrender!


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.

DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED - Your big day will be here soon enough ...


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)

ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.

WHAT MAKES - a muskrat guard his musk ?


COURAGE - When there's no other option....


TAGS: courage voice humor
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 24, 2012, 4:25 pm

Thank you!~
Rhovanmark - January 24, 2012, 1:10 am
I love it!

COURAGE - When a cause is more important than anything

TAGS: courage
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jordan

Amy - November 10, 2008, 11:28 pm
definatly a motivator than a de-motivator. wrong site for it-but i do like it Jordan :)
barockeva - November 10, 2008, 7:09 pm
Courage: For when your life just isnt worth anything.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 2:07 pm
Right, it's not ALL of us thinking like that, you ignorant piece of ****. That's the South. Hate the South. Godd***, I dunno how many times I'll have to tell people.
But their cause failed - October 27, 2008, 2:05 pm
If that's not DE-motivating, I dunno what it is. Oh, yep, reading Ameridiots bragging about commiting war crimes "to protect freedom". Yeah, we NEED MOAR of them
Drenix - July 11, 2008, 6:40 pm
Let it be, at least is not another unnecesary g** Test, or Tunels
Jay - July 11, 2008, 6:01 pm
These are MOTI-FAKES, not real motivational posters
Fail - July 11, 2008, 7:46 am
*DE*MOTIVATORS: You're doing it wrong.

PATRIOT - "What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country." ~Joseph Addison

TAGS: patriot military honor courage
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by RonE

epimethius05 - May 2, 2011, 11:56 pm
Youre supposed to make the other dude die for his country country
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:55 am
If anyone actually understood what the USCG did.. they could never forget them.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:53 am

I like the fact you included the Coast Guard. Most people seem to forget about them.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:36 am
Thnx, just trying my hand at this.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:19 am


COURAGE - In life courage is the best character traits you can have, if you can fake that, you're in

TAGS: courage
Rating: 3.54/5

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FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.

TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.29/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?

COURAGE - It has nothing to do with this picture.

TAGS: whale tail courage
Rating: 1.88/5

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db - September 25, 2008, 10:05 am
well then, touche sir

UGLY TWINS - Does it mean you have to drink twice as much for courage?

MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round

LIQUID COURAGE - Like a Russian tank, I only have one gear, forward, and it's powered by vodka.

TAGS: liquid courage tank
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:28 pm
But which brand? I'll opt for Grey Goose Citron. But, it's all a matter of personal preference.
maoworks2 - September 12, 2012, 7:54 am
Fill My Tank Please With 80 Proof.


TAGS: courage step obstacle stepping stone
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steph1

CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:55 am
and I should proof read what I write...
steph1 - May 25, 2011, 10:53 am
thanks baked - very kind of you
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:02 am
You should change your name should to steph5 :)

COURAGE - Just when you realize that momma didn't pack the wooden stake in your lunchbox...

TAGS: courage
Rating: 3/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:16 pm
*sniff* *sniff* Is that sulfur and Kool-aid I smell?
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 5:44 pm
5 friday the 13th poodles!
Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:14 pm
make that *stakes*, plural, both need it.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:21 pm
Wouldn't help...she has no heart to plunge it through. And a headsh** wouldn't help either...you guessed it: no brain.
Lederhosen - November 13, 2009, 11:23 am
very true...Pelosi could really use a wooden stake
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 10:06 am
Careful...a post like this might attract the attention of people who don't live in this country and have no say whatsoever in it's political process.


TAGS: life art courage nothing motifake
Rating: 4.52/5

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conundrum - October 23, 2011, 3:26 am
Hey! Look! Paris from a blind mans perspective!
Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:24 pm

5l for courage....lol

BALLS - This cat has them

TAGS: cat animal funny balls courage
Rating: 3.31/5

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miaou - May 3, 2010, 3:29 pm
LMAO. This cat can not have balls, this is a female cat. A male genetically cann't have more than 2 colors coat. Again, LMAO
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:44 pm
I don't think "cats always land on their feet" is gonna be helpful at this point...

the hero -

TAGS: school courage
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
Well I could tell you, but a bit of mystery never hurts :)
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2014, 11:39 pm
What do you actually do for a living? My bet is the obvious... 5L,FB share, and favorited. If there was only more...
steve1961 - January 18, 2014, 8:44 pm
okay...don't get the connection, Swampy...
Swampfox - January 18, 2014, 2:31 pm
Another liberal wet dream.
GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:46 pm
You may have even exceeded yourself with this one, Sho.
Greeny - January 14, 2014, 7:12 pm
oh man



TAGS: freedom veterans courage honor valor
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thank you. The military was the best 18-1/2 years of my life. There is a camaraderie in the military that you just can't find anywhere else in life. I guess the saying misery loves company has alot to do with the aforementioned camaraderie.... : )
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
Thank you Grey for giving us a reason to pause for a moment and remember. 5L in honour of all the lost souls and survivng vets for their dedication and courage.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 12:41 pm
Thank you Grey for giving us a reason to pause for a moment and remember. 5L in honour of all the lost souls and survivng vets for their dedication and courage.
PapaFox - November 11, 2012, 7:52 am
And we appreciate the appreciation. (from a vet)
EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:21 am
Armistice Day. It commemorated a day when soldiers stopped getting killed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
No. Thank you.
Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 11:01 pm
Thank you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2012, 10:43 pm
Touching and beautiful....5L

COURAGE - Courage doesn't mean no fear, It's digging deep to get the job done anyway.


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1

COURAGE - Could you do it?

DUTCH COURAGE - Industrial Strength


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.

The Devils Playground -

TAGS: mistake choice courage life strength
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 8:33 am
It will. I call it the "Congressional Theory"...
Reality Lord - April 1, 2014, 7:50 am

tru dat. let's hope this doesn't fall on deaf ears.

The Boys Of Company C -

courage -

TAGS: lemons courage
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - September 15, 2013, 8:23 am
I don't want your d*** lemons!

Breaking Point -


TAGS: dealing with *****les requires courage
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:38 am
So if you are Gold Member can she digg you??


TAGS: acts of cowardice can be seen as courage
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:23 pm

FREEDOM - It isn't Free

TAGS: freedom patriotism america 9 11 courage
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:54 am
Religious radicals of any belief might as well say "I believe that my god is too weak to punish the sinners himself or he's not getting it done as fast as I think he should"


TAGS: courage to cross the road
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - December 27, 2012, 7:46 pm

this would make a good motitwist poster
greentea - December 26, 2012, 5:53 pm
Haha. I'm right with you there. It's odd. I didn't expect this to be profound... It started as a cynical take on 'why did the chicken cross the road'... funny how these posters turn out.
MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 5:39 pm
5L for the words of wisdom. Yet some, like me, tend to exhibit our sheer stupidity in that same situation, teehee.



COURAGE - True greatness comes when you’re tested.

TAGS: courage
Rating: 4.07/5

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MO - March 13, 2010, 12:31 am
Better put that nozzle on wide angle fog! Other wise it's screamin Alpha time!!!

DREAMS - All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

TAGS: dreams courage disney moon
Rating: 3.89/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:17 am
first motifake to make me shed a tear


EPIC AMERICAN BADASS - Senator Dan Inouye (HI): Medal of Honor Winner, lost his right arm in WWII.

TAGS: real american hero senator hawaii inouye courage
Rating: 3.32/5

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Cubbybear - January 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
Spends more pork than Hormel

COURAGE - It's Gaining Strength when You Feel Safety

TAGS: courage
Rating: 2.88/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
I think I actually saw this at work as a motivational poster.

COURAGE - We shall draw on the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. -Winston Churchill

PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard army values personal courage
Rating: 2.54/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 9:59 am
He's not sleeping. He's performing preventive maintenance on his eyelids. Y'know, checking them for holes.

THIS IS TRUE - This was his reaction to hearing one of Justin Bieber's songs.

TAGS: courage
Rating: 2.08/5

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Body Piercing -

TAGS: ball chain body parts p******** courage poster evolution forum
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 30, 2015, 11:14 pm
Just tell your neighbours some Canadian said something...they'll forgive you. Thanks you made my night by letting me know I made you spew yet again.
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:59 pm
OOOoooohhhh Prissy! Choked on coffee and sprayed it!!!! This is a STINKER!!!! LUUUUUV it! 5 ROTFL lions! Pissed off neighbor by laughing too loud---again! Bonus points for the rant next door!!!!
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:39 pm
Coming from the guy that had nails driven into his hands and feet? Thanks for the ouches Jesus. I know you had plenty to share...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:37 pm
Agree as in personal experience? Thanks 'cern for that disturbing thought, image and L's.
JesusWept - April 27, 2015, 5:31 am
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:22 am
I must agree. words, a 5er

Endurance -

TAGS: holymen coldfeet first one out loses wisdom courage
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes everyone.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:34 am
Big O, stop fingering that tiny key broad with your big sausages!!! ROTFL!!!!!
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:44 pm
effing tiny keybroad!!! 'good'n'
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:43 pm
Goog'n, space
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 5:16 am
ROTFL!! Nice comedy bomb at the end, Space! LUV it!! 5L!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:36 pm
Most important thing learned in college - 5L
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:40 pm
Congrats! 5.

Honor -

TAGS: insane courage bravery
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:16 pm
These are... really, consistently, good, LiquidAngel. Thanks !

Last Ounce Of Courage -

TAGS: courage bravery military soldier army
Rating: 4.91/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:38 pm
Not getting wounded in the back made sense when men fought with swords and spears. Now it's meaningless. (Especially for paratroopers)
GaryO - October 26, 2015, 9:09 am
I do love this'n
Greybeard - October 26, 2015, 8:32 am
I'm positive they are all ok and unscorched. :)
Greybeard - October 26, 2015, 8:32 am
LoL. My guys were always vulnerable around the 4th of July also. :)
mizzdizz - October 26, 2015, 8:16 am
Greeny, moment of silence for your fallen brothers---- simple sympathetic,'That's rough, man, glad you're okay, or as okay as it gets---' GB, excellent poster! Ya sure none of the little buggars got scorched? Okay then. 5L
Greeny - October 26, 2015, 5:31 am
I sacrificed much during a battle when I was younger, in one skirmish, a single M-80 took out over half of my men - I never saw them again... but seriously - 5L poster Mr. Greybeard